I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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