Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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