We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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