just tell him i said nine months
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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