You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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