Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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