yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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