Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry my hands just texted you
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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