He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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