I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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