Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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