It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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