So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
why is half of my head shaved?
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