so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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