Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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