So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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