There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
farters have to be the big spoon...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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