Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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