Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You don't make any sense
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I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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