I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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