he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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