every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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