White coat. Heels.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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