i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
the raccoons are back...
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