i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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