Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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