Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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