Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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