so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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