its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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