Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
How does it feel to date your dad?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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