I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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