Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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