glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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