my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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