I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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