it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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