The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You work out of a Hotel?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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