Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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