i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
pray to the hookup gods
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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