My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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