I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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Barsexuality is the new black.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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