it hurts more in the daytime
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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