why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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