if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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