I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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