It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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