We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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