i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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