Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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